|Ann Arbor, MI (IWR Satire)
- At a press conference held at University of Michigan,
Dr. Rudolph Snyder provided photographic evidence proving that
President George W. Bush is an alien from outer space.
Using a new photographic technique that he pioneered at the U of M, Snyder-Vision,
previously unseen details are
revealed to the human eye. "At first, I
just took a lot of pictures of co-eds as they passed by my lab on the
Diag. You can only imagine my surprise when I found out that
in ten U of M students was an alien from outer space.
Then, during the Gulf War, I began taking
pictures of Bush Administration from the TV set, and I was amazed to find out
that Bush and his entire cabinet was composed of space aliens," said Dr. Snyder.
BUSH Hurls His "Orb of Death" at
Citizens of Connecticut
Snyder-Vision Image Taken in New Britain, CT
Strange UFOs Flying Over
Snyder-Vision Image Taken in Crawford, TX.
Bush's March Iraq Speech
to the Nation
Snyder-Vision Image of George Bush.
Dr. Snyder then presented a slide show of his shocking
images. Top right is Bush throwing an "orb of death" at
the audience in New Britain, CT. Above is Snyder-Vision
image of the UFOs hovering over the Bush Compound in Crawford, TX.
Center Right is what President Bush really looked like when he
made his famous speech to the nation on the war with Iraq.
Below is a picture of Dr. Snyder's high tech camera that he
developed at the U of M.
The Saga Continues!
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