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"Technical Glitch" Prevents Bush From Congratulating Lott

President Bush saying
"Can you please speak up there, Trent boy?"

Washington (IWR Satire) - President Bush tried to congratulate Senator Trent Lott for winning back the Senate early Wednesday morning, but aides did not want to spoil the moment by telling the president he had his phone mouthpiece reversed.  "The big lug does this sort thing all the time.  Around here, we have a saying for these little executive errors - Bush backwards.  Anyway, we just told him there was some technical glitch," said Ari Fleischer Wednesday afternoon at his press briefing when questioned about the Reuters photo.