Bush Denies Antichrist Rumors

Is Dubya the Beast?
Washington (IWR Satire) - The Bush
administration today denied rumors that George W. Bush is the beast mentioned in
the Book of
Revelations from the Bible. "Just because the president's name
translates to 666, and despite the fact that he is launching the battle of
Armageddon, is no reason to call the president the Beast. Specifically, the president wishes
Helen Thomas, John Kerry, Howard Dean and
James Carville would please knock off all these outrageous Antichrist rumors
[see below],"
said Ari Fleischer.
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Is the
President Nuts?
Dr. Wolman looks under Dubya's mental hood and hits the psychiatric disorder
jackpot.
"Dubya may be identifying with an archetype (as
Hitler did with the ubermensch)--something out of Revelations, perhaps,
whereby he sees himself as an instrument of God's will to bring about
Armageddon."
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