Best of IWR - Bill Gates
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Microsoft Unveils New Wireless Refrigerator Line at Comdex
Las Vegas (IWR Satire) - Bill
Gates announced a new wireless product line at Comdex today.
Redmond, WA (IWR Satire) -- It has been finally proved beyond a reasonable doubt that Bill Gates is indeed Beelzebub. It seems the lord of the underworld and his hooded hordes have managed to infest nearly all of mankind's PCs with the most sinister of deviltries -- the Win32 Messaging System.
The only known way to rid one's self from this wickedness is to re-format your hard drive and install the Linux operating system.
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