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Microsoft Unveils New Wireless Refrigerator Line at Comdex

Bill Gates and the wireless
"Windows Fridge 2003"

Las Vegas (IWR Satire) - Bill Gates announced a new wireless product line at Comdex today.

"The Windows Fridge 2003 will revolutionize the hotel industry.  Not only does this puppy keep beer and wine chilled, it also, for a small fee, dispenses Windows Beer Nuts XP, Steve's Wiffle Ball Corn treats for Windows and Laughing Bill's Cheese Wedges Encarta. It then automatically transfers the charges to customer's hotel bill. 

To avoid the "Blue Freeze of Death", you only need to reboot the wireless Windows Fridge twice a day," said a beaming Bill Gates.

Yes, Virginia. There really is a Satan.

"Lucifer" doing his Janet Reno
impersonation.

Redmond, WA (IWR Satire) -- It has been finally proved beyond a reasonable doubt that Bill Gates is indeed Beelzebub. It seems the lord of the underworld and his hooded hordes have managed to infest nearly all of mankind's PCs with the most sinister of deviltries -- the Win32 Messaging System.

The only known way to rid one's self from this wickedness is to re-format your hard drive and install the Linux operating system.