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Pope Andrew Proclaims Antiwar Left Illegitimate

Pope Andrew Sullivan Pontificating

Vatican City, Blogistan (IWR Satire) -  Self-appointed Pope of the Blogosphere, Andrew Sullivan, today proclaimed that the Antiwar Movement is based on flawed logic.  "I hereby proclaim as Pope of the entire Blogging Universe that people who protest against the war in Iraq have illegitimate beliefs. 

Any person, with the exception of CIA and Ashcroft operatives, participating in such protests will be excommunicated permanently from Blogistan! 

In addition, these sinners will forever be stigmatized in my infallible mind with the mark of the Beast -- LIBERAL and cast into hell with the likes of Paul Krugman and his vile Hollywood mistress Barbara Streisand," thus spake Pope Andrew.

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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