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Ashcroft Sues Vatican For Revealing Truth and Charity
The Hague (IWR Satire) - John
Ashcroft today filed an international lawsuit against the Vatican for
revealing too much of
"Truth" and "Charity", two bare-breasted sculptures designed by
"To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty by the wicked removal of those corsets which hid from view those obscene bulging grapefruit sized breasts, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our international unity and diminish our resolve.
Therefore, I am asking this International court to at least erect a tasteful curtain, as I did with the disgusting Minnie Lou, until this issue can be resolved," said Mr. Ashcroft before he began to sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
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