IWR Satire - Where in the World is Saddam San Diego?

Saddam Hussein Turns Up at The 7-Eleven in Crawford, Texas

Crawford, TX  (Internet Weekly Satire) - A man resembling Saddam Hussein showed up on Sunday at the the 7-Eleven in Crawford, TX.  "He bought a some Beer Nuts, beef jerky, pork rinds and twelve pack of Pabst.  Nearly everyone in these parts carries an assault weapon so he really didn't stand out of the crowd.  We would have never known it, if it weren't for the security camera recording," said Leon Tucker, the manager of the convenience store.

 

Saddam Hussein Sighted at Wal-Mart Store in Toledo

Toledo (IWR Satire) - A man resembling Saddam Hussein fired off several rounds from a new anti-tank weapon that he purchased at the local Wal-Mart store.   Wal-Mart security guard Lloyd Klinger said: "People shoot anti-tank weapons and bazookas all the time in the parking lot at Wal-Mart that's why no security personnel paid any attention to him."

 

Saddam Hussein Seen at Friday's in Oxnard

Oxnard, CA (IWR Satire) - The CIA has now confirmed that a man resembling Saddam Hussein seen coming out of the T.G.I. Friday's in Oxnard was indeed the fugitive dictator.  According to Friday's staff, Saddam ordered   potato skins, buffalo wings, tostado nachos and two orders of sizzling chicken and cheese.

 

Saddam Hussein and His Entourage Turn Up In Lubbock

Lubbock, TX (IWR Satire) - Saddam Hussein turned up yesterday in Lubbock at the local raunchy XXX Theatre. 

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