IWR Satire - Where in
the World is Saddam San Diego?
Saddam Hussein Turns Up at The 7-Eleven in
Crawford, TX (Internet Weekly Satire)
- A man resembling Saddam Hussein showed up on Sunday at the the
7-Eleven in Crawford, TX. "He bought a some Beer Nuts, beef
jerky, pork rinds and twelve pack of Pabst. Nearly everyone in these
parts carries an assault weapon so he really didn't stand out of the
crowd. We would have never known it, if it weren't for the security
camera recording," said Leon Tucker, the manager of the convenience store.
Saddam Hussein Sighted at Wal-Mart Store
Toledo (IWR Satire) - A man resembling Saddam Hussein fired off
several rounds from a new anti-tank weapon that he purchased at the
local Wal-Mart store. Wal-Mart security guard Lloyd
Klinger said: "People shoot anti-tank weapons and bazookas all the
time in the parking lot at Wal-Mart that's why no security personnel
paid any attention to him."
Saddam Hussein Seen at Friday's in Oxnard
Oxnard, CA (IWR Satire) - The CIA has now confirmed that a man resembling Saddam
Hussein seen coming out of the T.G.I. Friday's in Oxnard was indeed the fugitive
dictator. According to Friday's staff, Saddam ordered
potato skins, buffalo wings, tostado nachos and two orders of sizzling
chicken and cheese.
Saddam Hussein and His Entourage Turn Up
Lubbock, TX (IWR Satire)
- Saddam Hussein turned up yesterday in Lubbock at the local raunchy