IWR Satire - Where in the World is Saddam San Diego?

Saddam Hussein Finishes Second
In Hemingway Look-Alike Contest

Key West, FL (IWR Satire) - Saddam Hussein (left) finished second in the 2003 'Papa' Hemingway Look-Alike Contest held during Key West's annual Hemingway Days festival. 

"We called the local FBI Office, but they were too busy following up on tips about people reading subversive literature at Starbucks," said one of the contestant judges, Phillip T. Bucket.

 

Saddam Hussein Turns Up at Kobe Bryant's Trial

EAGLE, Colo. (IWR Satire) -- Saddam Hussein  turned up at the Kobe Bryant trial on Thursday.  According to witnesses, Saddam was apparently reporting for the Al-Jazeera TV Network.

"He had a press pass and everything, so I figured he was cool," said auxiliary policeman Ted Coleman.

Upon hearing the news, court recorder, Helen Meeker, immediately contacted authorities:  "I called the Attorney General's office, but I was told that Mr. Ashcroft was too busy violating the rights of Muslim immigrants, creating a blacklist of federal judges and expanding his Gestapo Patriot Act powers to worry about Saddam Hussein."

 

Saddam Hussein Seen Leading Shriner Parade in Findlay, Ohio

Findlay, OH  (IWR Satire) - Saddam Hussein has been identified by the FBI in this amateur photograph taken at the local Shriner parade in Findlay, Ohio.  The Shriners  were questioned by FBI agents on how Saddam Hussein managed to lead their parade. Shriner Grand Puba, Phil Sanders, said: "After you drink a pitcher of peppermint schnapps, it's hard to keep track of who is in the car in front of you."

 

Saddam Hussein Spotted Selling Fireworks In Idaho

Coeur d'Alene, Idaho (IWR Satire) - A man appearing to Saddam Hussein was seen selling fireworks outside of the local Wal-Mart.  Witnesses questioned by the FBI said that they couldn't really tell if it was Saddam Hussein or just some another crazy Nazi.  Local white supremacist, Bill Anderson, said: "He had the best prices on fireworks and castor beans."

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