Saddam Hussein Seen Leading Shriner
Parade in Findlay, Ohio
Findlay, OH (IWR Satire)
- Saddam Hussein has been identified by the FBI in this amateur
photograph taken at the local Shriner parade in Findlay, Ohio.
The Shriners were questioned by FBI agents on how Saddam Hussein
managed to lead their parade. Shriner Grand Puba, Phil Sanders, said:
"After you drink a pitcher of peppermint schnapps, it's hard to keep
track of who is in the car in front of you."
Saddam Hussein Spotted Selling Fireworks
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho (IWR Satire)
- A man appearing to Saddam Hussein was seen selling fireworks outside
of the local Wal-Mart. Witnesses questioned by the FBI said
that they couldn't really tell if it was Saddam Hussein or just some
another crazy Nazi. Local white supremacist, Bill Anderson, said:
"He had the best prices on fireworks and castor beans."