Information Minister a.k.a. Comical Ali, Baghdad Bob
Iraqi Information Minister Says
The Detroit Tigers Will Win the World Series
Detroit - The Iraqi Information Minister says the Detroit Tigers
will win the World Series this year. "I quadruple guarantee you
that the Tigers will not only win the Pennant, they will also win the
World Series. The games they broadcast to you on ESPN, Fox
Sports, etc. are lies," said Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf in the Tigers locker room.
Iraqi Information Minister to Marry
New York City - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf announced today that
Monica Lewinski has agreed to be his sixth wife. "She thinks I
look a lot like Sean Penn only much younger," said Mohammed.
Baghdad Bob Meets Bat Boy
Information Minister To Replace Brit Hume on Fox News
Support Builds For The Iraqi Information
Baghdad - Support builds in Iraq for Information Minister
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. "He's got more
than Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden and Donald Rumsfeld put
together," said supporter Ayad Muhammad.
Iraqi Information Minister Changes
Allegiances to Dirty Sanchez
"Hey at least he's got a future,"
says Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Iraqi Information Minister Reports:
Iraqi Troops Have Seized Washington