First Family Under Constant Threat
of Falling Meatballs Says FBI Director
Camp David (IWR Satire) - FBI Director Robert Mueller revealed to Diane Sawyer
yesterday on Good Morning America that the Bush Family is cursed and lives in
constant fear of being struck in the head by meatballs falling from the heavens.
"This is not some weird deal like Nancy Reagan and her
astrologer or Hillary Clinton talking to Eleanor Roosevelt.
Meatballs really do seem to fall from the sky whenever Mr. or Mrs.
Bush are outside. There's even tomato sauce on the
meatballs. Sometimes even pesto sauce. That's why you always see them
carrying umbrellas even when the suns out," said FBI Director Mueller.
Note: Influenced by R. Crumb's old
Zap Comix about falling