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Ashcroft Declares War on Hand Puppets
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Washington (IWR Satire) - Attorney General John Ashcroft today
declared war on terrorist hand puppets. "When I was kid
there were only wholesome puppets like
Howdy Doody and
Jerry
Mahoney. Now you have these vile puppets that terrorize
their victims with sarcasm and insults. My own nephew, Ralphy,
who was standing innocently in line for a Star Wars movie dressed as
Princess Leia, was the subject of ridicule by the so-called 'Triumph
Insult Comedy Dog'," said Mr. Ashcroft. |
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