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Ashcroft Declares War on Hand Puppets

Washington (IWR Satire) - Attorney General John Ashcroft today declared war on terrorist hand puppets.   "When I was kid there were only wholesome puppets like Howdy Doody and Jerry Mahoney.  Now you have these vile puppets that terrorize their victims with sarcasm and insults.  My own nephew, Ralphy, who was standing innocently in line for a Star Wars movie dressed as Princess Leia, was the subject of ridicule by the so-called 'Triumph Insult Comedy Dog'," said Mr. Ashcroft. 

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