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Man Wears Hard Hat
to Avoid Quark Matter Strike

Tim Jenkins

Warren, MI (IWR Satire) - GM Plant foreman, Tim Jenkins, plans to wear his hard hat from now on to protect himself from being hit by a quark matter strike.  "First it was only asteroids I had to worry about, but this quark matter junk really scares the bejesus out of me," said Jenkins.