Best of IWR - Pat Buchanan
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Buchanan Announces Master Races
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho -- Pat Buchanan announced today the he will be organizing an alternative to the Olympics called the "Master Races".
In his speech, Buchanan said: "The goal of these new games is bring back muscular Christianity, which will hopefully inspire more breeding between white people.
The Master Races won't be burdened with any multicultural gibberish about inclusion and diversity. These games are designed to reduce the influence of the scrailings in America. Yes my friends, Scrailings are what our white Viking forefathers used to call the outsiders or the ragamuffins. Our manly events will only have white Christians competing without any of those evil scrailings."
The Master Races Official Scrailing Black List released by Buchanan included: liberals, Jews, Arabs, blacks, gays, Poles, Spaniards, Asians, Mexicans, pagans, reds, greens, the whole State of California.
Buchanan also provided a partial list of the events for the Master Races:
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