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Connecting the Sniper Dots

Chris Matthews

Washington (IWR Satire) - Last night on MSNBC's "Hardball", Chris Matthews weighed in again on the sniper conspiracy.  "I mean first there is this Mohammad Atta guy and then we have this John Mohammad guy.  I can't be the only person to see that link.  Wasn't Mohammad the leader of Islam or something like that," said Mr. Matthews asked his surprised guest, Chief Moose.

Washington (IWR Satire) - Last night on MSNBC's "Hardball", Chris Matthews asked why OJ Simpson isn't a suspect for the sniper killings in the nation's capital.  "I mean OJ had a white Bronco.  The sniper has a white truck.  I can't be the only person to see that link," said Mr. Matthews to his perplexed guest, Judge Judy.  (Recorded before alleged the snipers were arrested.)