Microsoft Unveils New Wireless Refrigerator Line at Comdex
Bill Gates and the wireless
"Windows Fridge 2003"
Las Vegas (IWR Satire) - Bill
Gates announced a new wireless product line at Comdex today.
"The Windows Fridge 2003 will revolutionize the hotel industry. Not
only does this puppy keep beer and wine chilled, it also, for a small fee,
dispenses Windows Beer Nuts XP, Steve's
Wiffle Ball Corn treats for Windows and Laughing Bill's Cheese Wedges
Encarta. It then automatically transfers the charges to customer's hotel
To avoid the "Blue Freeze of Death", you only need to reboot the
wireless Windows Fridge
twice a day," said a beaming Bill Gates.