Best of IWR - Ariel Sharon Suicide
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In Retrospect, Sharon Says He Should Have Killed Himself
www.internetweekly.org. In an exclusive interview with the Internet Weekly Report, Ariel Sharon said he was misquoted in a recent interview in stating that he should have killed Yassar Arafat long ago. "I'm always projecting my own demented psyche onto the Palestinians. If I should have shot anyone back then, it should have been myself. What I really meant to say was that things would have been a heck of a lot better if I had never been born at all! I'm a mess. No matter how hard I try to do the right thing, I always end up doing something that ticks people off. I was really just going to McDonalds for fish sandwich and the next thing you know I'm there at the Temple Mount!" (02/04/2002)
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