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RNC Chairman Calls Kerry a Pervert

WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody) - RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie on Meet the Press yesterday called John Kerry a pervert for still having sex with his wife.

"According to gossip columnist Matt Drudge, Mr. Kerry is having a secret illicit affair with his wife! 

Has the man no shame?

Unlike our president, who prefers the company of men and who also stopped having sex with that lump in bed next to him after the twins were born, Mr. Kerry continues to have non-procreative sexual relations with his wife. 

What a moral outrage!

The man is too depraved to lead this country," said Mr. Gillespie in a fit of simulated anger.


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