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Ridge Introduces Terrorist Reporting System

ATLANTA, GA (IWR News Parody)  The Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge announced yesterday what he called the Terrorist Reporting System at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta. 

Ridge said the purpose of the system is measure the effectiveness of Homeland Security by having terrorists call a toll free number where they can report anonymously  any acts of terrorism that where thwarted.

"Everybody always asks us if our anti- terrorism programs are working so we figured we would ask the terrorists themselves to tell us if we thwarted any of their attacks," said Ridge.


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