WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - The Iraq
Survey Group (ISG) head David Kay has announced that his team will
commandeer the Spirit Rover on Mars in pursuit of Iraq's WMD.
"First off I would like to say that it is only a coincidence that
Million) and the NASA budget (820
Million) where about the same.
Unfortunately for tax payers, not only has ISG been able to find
any WMD, but we have not been able to find any receipts for the
money that ISG has spent to-date.
Frankly, I think NASA's Rover project will have better luck finding
life on Mars!
We all know that Saddam Hussein had WMD. After all, the
vice president and secretary of state, etc. wouldn't lie to the
American people would they?
I mean, if they weren't lying, that would mean that this
incredibly incompetent, and we can't have people thinking that
before an election, now can we?
The president already is embarrassed enough by the Homeland
Security and Justice Departments!
Therefore, we need to vigorously keep looking for WMD on
Mars, Venus, asteroids, Wal-Marts,
etc. at least until November 2004 election! After
that, who gives a damn," said Kay.