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White House Issues Iraq WMD Correction

WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody) Scott McClellan confirmed today that all WMD references have been corrected on the White House web server to make the president look less like the moron that he really is.

"We decided, after it was revealed in yesterdays newspapers papers that Iraq's Arsenal Was Only on Paper and that the White House 'distorted' Iraq threat, that we needed to take some preemptive action to make the president seem to know what he was talking about in his old speeches.

You know, its the same sort of revision that we did for that Mission Accomplished gaff.

Wherever the president or vice president mentioned WMD, nuclear weapons, thousands of tons of chemical weapons, etc., we just inserted 'Iraq has some silly drawings', said McClellan.


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