White House Issues Iraq WMD Correction
"We decided, after it was revealed in
yesterdays newspapers papers that
Iraq's Arsenal Was Only on Paper and that the
White House 'distorted' Iraq threat, that we needed to take some
preemptive action to make the president seem to know what he was
talking about in his old speeches.
You know, its the same sort of revision that we did for that
Mission Accomplished gaff.
Wherever the president or vice president mentioned WMD, nuclear weapons,
thousands of tons of chemical weapons, etc., we just inserted 'Iraq
has some silly drawings', said McClellan.
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