DELRAY, FL (IWR News Parody) To meet
the growing need for more soldiers and to rotate the troops already in
Iraq, President Bush has decided to enlist the support of senior
"If we are going to keep having these neocon preemptive
Richard Perle and David Frum say we should, then we would either
have to reinstitute the draft, which no one wants, or somehow
recruit more soldiers from the public.
Then Karl Rove had this brilliant idea, that it would be pretty
easy to hoodwink a couple hundred thousand seniors and have them
keep the peace in Iraq, while we and our boys invade Syria and
You know, before Ariel Sharon threatens to support Howard Dean if
don't attack one of those countries soon.
Karl also says that if we get more troops it will take some of the the
political heat off
I mean who cares if some insurgent from the Fedayeen lobs a grenade
into a group of seniors. After all, those old farts already have
one foot in the grave anyway!
Just think how much money we could save on Medicare and Social
Security payments alone," said Mr. Bush.