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San Diego Woman Files Paternity Suit
Against President Bush

SAN DIEGO (IWR News Parody) - Kathy Warner (above) holding her son George III filed a 5 million dollar paternity suit against President Bush in San Diego Superior Court today.  Ms. Warner claims that she met the defendant George W. Bush at a bowling alley in San Diego shortly after his Mission Accomplished appearance last year.  "At first I thought it was Michael Dukakis with those silly goggles and green hat, but to my surprise, it was the President of the United States.  After we drank several pitchers of beer, he staggered back to my place and then we had sex for about 30 seconds before he passed out," said Ms. Warner.

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