Bush Reclassifies McDonald's
as a 'Fast-Food Factory'
WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) — President
Bush Monday issued a proclamation reclassifying junk food restaurants
"This ought to silence my critics, who
say that I'm not creating any new manufacturing jobs. Hell, I
just created a few million of those suckers with the stroke of my pen! Shazam! Eat you heart out John Kerry," said a giddy George Bush.