Bush Campaign Fundraising
Linked to Spike in Gas Prices
SAN JOSE, CA (IWR News Parody) — A man,
appearing to be President Bush, was seen leaving the Pump N Go gas
mart in San Jose this morning just moments before gas prices were
raised another 30 cents.
The station's owner Larry Stotle (no relation
to Aristotle) said: "I really have no choice except to raise gas
prices to recoup the rising costs of these kickbacks. Oops, I
mean contributions to the Bush's re-election campaign."