ATLANTA, GA (IWR News Parody) - The
Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Dr.
Julie Gerberding today issued a Bush Fatigue Advisory to Americans.
"We noticed our first spike in the number of Bush Fatigue cases
when Mr. Bush appeared in public last year on the USS Abraham
Lincoln wearing that
silly flight suit under a sign
that proclaimed 'Mission Accomplished'.
Then, this Bush induced plague really started gathering steam when David Kay said
there were no WMD in Iraq.
Finally, these recent 9/11 revelations and the disastrous
situation in Iraq have increased the incidence of Bush Fatigue cases
to epidemic proportions, which is why I am issuing this special
We have found that people who are exposed to unnatural doses of Bush imagery, neocon jingoism and subliminal propaganda by watching cable news
channels like Fox and CNN have been found to be particularly
susceptible to developing this Presidential Pox.
The symptoms of Bush Fatigue include: nausea, despair, migraine
headaches, head banging, a sense of moral outrage and yelling
obscenities, making faces or flipping the bird at the TV whenever Bush
or one of his annoying cronies comes on.
Although there is no known cure, except
Bush loses the November election or is impeached, persons with Bush
Fatigue should avoid cable news shows like the O'Reilly Factor or Wolf
Blitzer Reports. Instead sufferers should take a nice walk in
the park, exercise or if you must watch TV, watch Bush-free shows like
the 'Antique Roadshow' or 'Yan Can Cook'," said Ms. Gerberding.