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'Al Qaeda Tape' Endorses Bush-Cheney Re-election

DOHA, QATAR (IWR News Parody) - An audio recording purportedly made by Osama bin Laden and senior al-Qaeda figure Ayman al-Zawahri has been broadcast by the pan-Arab television station, al-Jazeera. 

A voice on the tape identified as Osama bin Laden by the CIA made a surprise endorsement of President Bush's re-election in November.

"I call on all Muslims in the United States to cast their ballots for the Boosh-Cheney ticket.

Even though Mr. Boosh was warned by Deeck Clarke about our 9/11 attack, Mr. Boosh did not do anything at all.

Allahu Akbar!

Although Mr. Boosh bombed our Taliban brothers in 2001, he did allow us all to escape at Tora Bora. 

Then Mr. Boosh invaded Iraq, and this allowed us to expand our recruiting efforts and evolve into a multi-headed hydra.

Praise to Allah!

And don't forget, that Mr. Boosh also removed his infidel troops from Saudi Arabia just as I had demanded!

What a guy!

Thanks again George Boosh, and say 'Yo!' to Rummy for me," said Osama bin Laden.

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