(IWR News Parody) - Spokesperson for
Beyonce, Connie Toaster-Oven, this morning said that the Grammy award
winning singer was in stable condition at the Boulder Community
Hospital after contracting pneumonia at her concert last night in
"Beyonce says that she should have know better and worn a
parka, but 'they don't pay me just to sing now do they?', and I told
her that they don't pay you to turn into a
Josephine Baker flavored Popsicle either", said Ms. Toaster-Oven.