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Laura Bush to be New Chiquita Banana Spokesperson


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Dallas, TX (Parody Wire) - Chiquita Banana today announced that Laura Bush is going to be their corporate spokesperson.  The former First Lady will be the new "Miss Chiquita" for the company.  Mrs. Bush said she decided to take the commercial position in part because of her husband's fondness of bananas.  "As you know, George still likes to put on his monkey pants and play air hockey with Dick Cheney.  After a few hours of strenuous play, George likes to crack open a bottle of Mountain Dew and have couple of Chiquita bananas," said Mrs. Bush.

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