Senate OKs More Cash For 'Birthers'

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - The Senate voted 60 to 37 to approve $2 billion in additional funding Thursday, ending a weeklong scramble to keep the popular birther bounty initiative from running out of money. The addition money could subsidize the capture of half a million birthers and provide a further boost to the economy. The bill provides a cash bounty of $4500 for these mentally diminished individuals, who no longer are able to fend for themselves, and also to help prevent the birthers from harming themselves or disrupting town hall meetings with their childlike temper tantrums.

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