Skinheads Steal Zell Miller’s Prized Gnome


ATLANTA, GA (IWR Parody Wire) - Former U.S. Senator Zell Miller gave a press conference today after his prized gnome was allegedly stolen last night by a group of skinheads.  Miller blamed Obama for the loss of his beloved gnome "Hans".  "In retrospect, I should have used gorilla glue to bond my poor friend Hans to the driveway.  If Dick Cheney were still in charge of the Ministry of Truth, this would foul crime would have never happened," said a bereaved Miller.

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