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Skinheads Steal Zell Miller’s Prized Gnome
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| ATLANTA, GA (IWR Parody Wire) - Former U.S. Senator
Zell Miller gave a press conference today after his prized gnome was
allegedly stolen last night by a group of skinheads. Miller
blamed Obama for the loss of his beloved gnome "Hans". "In
retrospect, I should have used gorilla glue to bond my poor friend
Hans to the driveway. If Dick Cheney were still in charge of the
Ministry of Truth, this would foul crime would have never happened,"
said a bereaved Miller. |
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