Limbaugh Survives Plunge Over Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls (Parody Wire) - Police confirm today that Rush Limbaugh is the mystery man who survived the recent plunge over Niagara Falls.  According to police, Mr. Limbaugh was high on oxycodone at the time and had been very distraught after a recent outbreak of pilonidial cysts, which erupted on his elephant sized buttocks.

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