John McCain & Robin Hayes - Cartoon

McCain Trails Hayes In Elmer Fudd Look-Alike Poll

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - The latest loopy Associated Press-GfK poll found that after last week's gaffs by Congressman Robin Hayes that McCain had narrowed the gap among likely Wingnutty voters in the all important Elmer Fudd Look-Alike category.   Voters said Hayes looked 75% like Elmer Fudd and 68% thought McCain did.  That's up 15% for McCain since the last AP-Gfk taken three weeks ago.  The AP also reported that unlike other polls, the AP-Gfk Polls are totally fabricated.

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