John McCain And Sarah Palin - Cartoon

Palin Threatens To Have Harry Reid Fired

SAINT PAUL, MN (IWR Satire) - An infuriated Sarah Palin today threatened to have senate majority leader Harry Reid fired for the comments he made last night about Palin's speech.

"Just because I have nasal problems and have to wear a clothespin on my nose to keep me from sounding like a rackety old blue jay is no reason to call me a shrill, tinny sounding whiner.

I never had these damned allergies until the state senate started investigating me for trying to have my ex-brother-in-law fired.

Shoot, if you can't punish your enemies what good is being governor anyway?

Mark my words Harry Reid, I'll have you fired over this insult," said Mrs. Palin to reporters.

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