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McCain Vows To End Fashion Slavery

GERATOL, AZ (IWR Satire) - In a major campaign speech before retirees in Arizona today, Senator McCained McCain vowed to put an end to "Fashion Slavery".  A teary eyed McCain lamented that he can no longer wear spats, dickeys or even deck pants to public events.  "Why can't I wear my leisure suits or corduroy pants with the pockets in the knees anymore? Why? Fashion slavery that's why! It's an outrage!  Elect me president, and I'll put an end to this goddamned fashion slavery business day one," said yawning McCain who then took his afternoon nap.

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