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Republicans Put On Endangered Species List
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| WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - After
three special Congressional election losses in a row, Interior
Secretary "Dirty" Dirk Kempthorne announced that he was placing all
Republicans on the Endangered Species List. Kempthorne also
started a series of legal actions to prevent any more Special
elections from being held that could possibly lower the GOP numbers
any further. "The president really doesn't give a rat's ass
about the environment, global warming or some damn bird like the bald
eagle, but when his crony buddies are in danger of extinction, all
bets are off," said an enraged Kempthorne to reporters. |
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