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Republicans Put On Endangered Species List

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - After three special Congressional election losses in a row, Interior Secretary "Dirty" Dirk Kempthorne announced that he was placing all Republicans on the Endangered Species List.  Kempthorne also started a series of legal actions to prevent any more Special elections from being held that could possibly lower the GOP numbers any further.  "The president really doesn't give a rat's ass about the environment, global warming or some damn bird like the bald eagle, but when his crony buddies are in danger of extinction, all bets are off," said an enraged Kempthorne to reporters.


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