John "Bush 2.0" McCain  - Parody News Cartoon

Texas UFO Identified

STEPHENVILLE, TX (IWR Satire) -  NASA spokesperson Jim Needles today released a photo of the so-called "Texas UFO".   As it turns out, the mysterious oblate spheroid seen by locals was only John McCain's big fat bloated head propelled by his own excessive hot air generated from his recent primary victories.  "At first we thought it was a giant rotten cantaloupe from the way it smelled or perhaps some hideously malformed space potato, but to our relief, it was only John McCain's head," said Needles.

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