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Bush Calls Happy Feet Ecofascism

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WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - In his speech at the Heritage Foundation today, which was designed to bolster his shrinking conservative base and change the subject from the depressing Iraq war, President Bush called the children's hit movie about penguins Happy Feet "ecofascist propaganda".

"Those goddamn gay Nazi birds are out to get me and my good buddies at ExxonMobile!

And what's more this movie promotes responsibility, peace, love, and understanding.  What kind of bullshit is that to be teaching to impressionable youngins, anyway?

If it was up to me, I'd let the Japanese make earmuffs and sushi out those dirty little bastards.

You know just because some birds are gay don't mean it's natural, unless you believe that evolution nonsense.

However, sometimes I do worry about Barney.  Did you ever notice that he and Miss Beazley haven't had any puppies yet?

I just hope for once that Al Gore's right, and all those damn evil penguins drown when the polar ice caps melt," said Mr. Bush to a near empty room of Fox News commentators.

Inspiration: Conservatives attack animated penguin movie as global-warming propaganda


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