WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - In his speech at
the Heritage Foundation today, which was designed to bolster his shrinking
conservative base and change the subject from the depressing Iraq war,
President Bush called the children's hit movie about penguins
Happy Feet "ecofascist
"Those goddamn gay Nazi birds are out to get me and my good
buddies at ExxonMobile!
And what's more this movie promotes responsibility, peace, love, and
understanding. What kind of bullshit is that to be teaching to
impressionable youngins, anyway?
If it was up to me, I'd let the Japanese make earmuffs and sushi out
those dirty little bastards.
You know just because some
birds are gay don't mean it's natural, unless you believe that evolution
However, sometimes I do worry about Barney. Did you ever notice
that he and Miss Beazley haven't had any puppies yet?
I just hope for once that Al Gore's right, and all those damn evil
penguins drown when the polar ice caps melt," said Mr. Bush to a near empty
room of Fox News commentators.