"How dare Al Gore, Seymour Hersh, and the NY Times reveal the facts about my record on global warming, torture, Katrina and domestic spying?

Don't they understand how important it is to the war on terrorism that we create an imperial Satanic presidency free from the constraints of the traitor's favorite weapon -- The Constitution!" said Bush who then pounded the podium with his pitchfork simulating a sense of moral outrage.