George W. Bush And
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Trolling For Impeachment
STALINGRAD, WV (IWR News Satire) -
President Bush denied on Friday that his administration was spying on
ordinary Americans. "We're not really spying. We're just sort of
looking over everybody's shoulder. You know, like a big brother, to
make sure people are going to church and not frequenting those evil
topless bars and not renting those subversive George Clooney movies.
See that way, we can tell the innocent Americans from the guilty ones.
Besides, Karl says we can use these telephone numbers to help identify
and then get our base out to vote in November. He says we're
going to need all the help we can get. So rest assured, as long
as, you are a God fearing or rich Republican voter, you have nothing
to worry about," said Bush from under the Interstate 470 Bridge.