Tony Blair And George Bush - Parody News Cartoon


Tony And The Pea Brain

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Prime Minister Tony Blair and President Bush, aka the Axis of Feeble, admitted Thursday night that they had committed incredibly stupid blunders in Iraq, but since they also believe that they are the infallible representatives of the Lord, they said the Iraqi civil war must continue until both their countries go bankrupt and everyone in the Mideast hates us including the Israelis.

"The biggest mistake I ever made in my life was listening to this pea brain moron in the first place," said Blair as he pointed at Bush, who had an unusually big stupid grin on his face.  "I could have really been somebody. I could have been a contender, but now, I'll go down in history as George Bush's biotch," said Mr. Blair, who sniffled and then rubbed a tear from his eye.

"My biggest screw-up was not using hydrogen bombs to annihilate the whole damn Middle East like it says in the bible," said Mr. Bush with that loony Texas chuckle.

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