Senator Bill Frist  - Parody News Cartoon

Frist Arrested For Solicitation

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Senate majority leader Bill Frist was arrested last night by the Washington Metropolitan Police Department for solicitation after Mr. Frist proposed a $100 gas rebate to American taxpayers.  "Do you think we are prostitutes? Do you think you can buy us?" said outraged constituents, who flooded the police switchboard demanding the senators arrest. Frist, who was later released on a $50,000 bond, said: "The G.O.P. leadership just thought it only made sense to pay taxpayers after we screwed them by selling them down the river to oil industry."

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