Dick Cheney - Parody News Cartoon

Cheney Claims He's Not Dead

ROSWELL, NV (IWR News Satire) - A man or monster-like thing calling himself Dick Cheney claimed Thursday in Roswell that he was alive.  Based on recent photos of the Vice President, it had been widely speculated in the press that Dick Cheney had indeed died several weeks ago, and that the White House was trying to hide that fact by bringing Mr. Cheney's corpse to press conferences.  White House press secretary Tony Snow had claimed that Mr. Cheney was only sleeping, but no one in Washington press corps really believed him.

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