CHUPACABRA, TX (IWR News Satire) -
President Bush on Thursday called the
missing link between fish and mammals a fake.
"I know you godless liberals out there think I'm just some loony
evolution denier, but my
hand picked evangelical scientists from NASA reassured me this
morning that no fossil can be older than the earth, which according to
the King Henry VIII version of the bible is only 6,000 years old.
Besides, every Star Trek fan in the universe knows, that's really
the Gorn captian from episode 19," said Mr. Bush, whose head
twitched repeatedly during the press conference.