WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Vice
President Richard B. Cheney on Monday announced the Republican Party
will be releasing this Summer on video tape and DVD Dick
Cheney's Candid Camera.
Cheney said that the President, Attorney
General Alberto Gonzales and himself picked their favorite funny
moments from video clips from the administration's
secret domestic spying program.
"There are some really funny knee slapping scenes of liberals
caught prancing around in their silly silk pajamas and boxer shorts
playing their imaginary guitars to Rolling Stones music.
Be forewarned that some of the language gets pretty vulgar when
they discover our hidden camera in the flower pot.
In addition, we have a special voyeur collection for Republicans
with special needs that includes foot fetishes, women's underpants
collections and clips of large breasted women undressing.
Also, you'll be surprised to find out what those liberal bloggers
really do when lights go out. Too bad, they don't know about our
night vision. Heh.
All proceeds from DVD and VHS sales will go directly to Republicans
in danger of losing their seats in this Fall's election," said Mr.
Cheney with that sick, evil grin on his oversized, albino, Crenshaw
melon, shaped head.