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Dick Cheney's Candid Camera

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Vice President Richard B. Cheney on Monday announced the Republican Party will be releasing this Summer on  video tape and DVD Dick Cheney's Candid Camera.

Cheney said that the President, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and himself picked their favorite funny moments from video clips from the administration's secret domestic spying program.

"There are some really funny knee slapping scenes of liberals caught prancing around in their silly silk pajamas and boxer shorts playing their imaginary guitars to Rolling Stones music.

Be forewarned that some of the language gets pretty vulgar when they discover our hidden camera in the flower pot.

In addition, we have a special voyeur collection for Republicans with special needs that includes foot fetishes, women's underpants collections and clips of large breasted women undressing. 

Also, you'll be surprised to find out what those liberal bloggers really do when lights go out.  Too bad, they don't know about our night vision.  Heh.

All proceeds from DVD and VHS sales will go directly to Republicans in danger of losing their seats in this Fall's election," said Mr. Cheney with that sick, evil grin on his oversized, albino, Crenshaw melon, shaped head.

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