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WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Defense
Secretary Donald Rumsfeld became very upset and abruptly cancelled his
press conference on Friday after Helen Thomas asked Mr. Rumsfeld: "Why
doesn't
a real Dick Cheney like yourself just resign like all those
ex-generals say you should?". "Helen, you can call me Ray.
You can call me Jay. You can even call me Rummy, but you doesn't have
to call me Cheney," said the Defense Secretary who then turned off the
microphone, flipped the bird to the reporters and then stomped out the
press conference room in a huff. |