Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld - Parody News Cartoon


Rumsfeld Resents Being Called 'A Real Dick Cheney'

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld became very upset and abruptly cancelled his press conference on Friday after Helen Thomas asked Mr. Rumsfeld: "Why doesn't a real Dick Cheney like yourself just resign like all those ex-generals say you should?".

"Helen, you can call me Ray.  You can call me Jay. You can even call me Rummy, but you doesn't have to call me Cheney," said the Defense Secretary who then turned off the microphone, flipped the bird to the reporters and then stomped out the press conference room in a huff.

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