WIFFLEHEAD VALLEY, SC (IWR News Satire) -
IWR investigative reporter Geraldo Crowley obtained exclusive
photographs of Vice President Dick Cheney's Hotel room during his
recent overnight stay at the Motel 6 in Wifflehead Valley. The
Vice President was in town for the Annual Shooting Fish In The Barrel
During the evening hours, Geraldo was able to take pictures
of Mr. Cheney's "downtime activities" through a two-way mirror, which
was installed by motel security to spy on potential terrorists and
also to get content for the motel's corporate YouTube channel.
Geraldo's photos confirmed the recent disclosure by the Smoking Gun
Mr. Cheney's hotel room requirements, but also IWR uncovered some
new executive demands.
Mr. Cheney likes to relax by dancing "cheek to cheek" with a male
prostitute, e.g., like his buddy Jeff Gannon, dressed as a schoolgirl.
The VP also requires a selection of antique duck calls that he
likes to play while being verbally humiliated by the she-male entity.