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Bush Denies Lucy Connection

CHICAGO, IL (IWR News Satire) - President Bush on Friday called the paternity suit naming him as the father of the famous australopithecine Lucy outrageous. "I don't care what the DNA evidence shows. I'm not Lucy's father.  Sure, she has my forehead, eyes, nose, cheeks, Prescott grin and knuckles, but that's what Karl calls a coincidence," said Bush

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