WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - President
today blamed Saddam Hussein for not teaching the Iraqis how to
dance before the invasion in 2003.
"I want the Iraqi people to hear
I've got great confidence in their capacity to learn how to dance in
If Saddam Hussein wasn't such an evil, tinhorn, dictator, he would
have given you guys tango lessons a long time ago.
Americans understand you're newcomers to ballroom dancing. But
pretty soon you need to get down and shake your booties.
I'm going tank even lower in the polls than Richard Nixon if you
insist on keep fighting this darn civil war.
That's why you need to play that funky music for this white boy and
boogie oogie oogie in the streets of Baghdad like yesterday!
Otherwise, I'm toast. I'll lose the House and Senate in this Fall's
election and then they will impeach my ass for getting us in this damn
quagmire in the first place," said a desperate and frustrated George