George W. Bush - Parody News Cartoon

Secret Dubai Port Deal Would
Make Bush 'The Sheik Of Araby'

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - The New York Times reported today the shocking revelation that a secret provision of the controversial Dubai Port Deal would make George W. Bush "The Sheik Of Araby".  Scott McClellan immediately downplayed the story saying that Mr. Bush was not aware that this official title would be bestowed to him.  McClellan also said Bush was not aware of the fact that he would receive a harem of 250 belly dancers, a herd 10,000 of elephants or that humungous kickback from the Carlyle Group.

Musical Accompaniment: Over 20 Renditions of The Sheik of Araby

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