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Cheney Shoots Scooter Libby By Accident
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WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - For the second day in a row, Vice President
Dick Cheney has accidentally shot someone while hunting. This
time Mr. Cheney shot his former aid Scotty Libby ten times in the back
near the Lincoln Memorial. The Vice President, who often likes
to target practice on illegal aliens, sparrows and titmice in the
National Mall, claimed he mistook Mr. Libby for the Japanese science
fiction monster Rodan.
"It's really too bad, because I was prepared to testify on his behalf
at his trial next year," said Cheney through a twisted evil grin. |
Reading Room:
Libby,
Abramoff, Brown sing like birds.
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